dispatch
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Welcome back to the only series where pastries cause family feuds, deer are dressed like soccer equipment, and strangers offering “totally fine” rides are definitely not fine. Nevada County continues to hand out wild plot twists like Halloween candy, and honestly, I’m just here…
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Just when you think the call logs couldn’t get any stranger, the universe says, “Hold my drink.” This week, we’re talking about uninvited juvies possibly spiking a camping trip water supply, a rogue monkey, allegations of digital surveillance, and a group allegedly destroying headstones…
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It’s time once again to share the real-life chaos that our local dispatchers deal with so the rest of us can sit back and cackle (lovingly). This Call Log Diaries features a man fighting flora, some alleged poultry mistreatment, a neighbor caught peeping, and…
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Welcome back to another thrilling Call Log Diaries – aka “Why Is This a 911 Call?” This week, we’ve got a tortoise on a joyride, a bear where it doesn’t belong, car alarm purgatory, and a saxophone solo that ended in an accidental emergency.…
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Nevada County’s dispatch logs are back at it again, delivering a mix of chaos, confusion, and characters that would give any soap opera a run for its money. From Instacart driver concerns to bacon burglaries and mysterious guns unearthed in yards—we’ve got it all.…
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Welcome back to another, Call Log Diaries! Where local calls prove once again that Nevada County is basically a live-action sitcom. Complete with angry neighbors, runaway farm animals, and at least one naked guy sleeping in his car.
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Welcome back to another round of Call Log Diaries, where the calls are real, and the commentary says what were all thinking. If you’ve ever wondered what happens when wildlife, weirdos, and old school rap collide, this edition is for you. Let’s dive into…
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There are weeks when you read the call logs and think, “Yeah, that tracks.” Then there are weeks like this one—when everything feels like it was written during a fever dream after watching Tiger King and Stranger Things back-to-back. From patriotic disputes to satellite…
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Welcome back for another whirlwind of delightfully odd calls from Nevada County. If you’re wondering what it’s like to live in a small town, wonder no more. It’s a place where bears break into your fridge (twice), internet fraud becomes a metaphysical experience, and…
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Welcome back to another round of small-town dispatch drama, where the calls are real and the plot twists are wilder than a raccoon on Red Bull. In this edition, we’ve got mysterious ponds, feral felines, and a whole lotta yelling—some of it at Elon…
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Ah, Nevada County. A place where the skies may or may not be filled with toxins, turtles wander free, and bushes find themselves the victim of ketamine-fueled showdowns. The scanner has spoken, and it’s got stories. Let’s dive into this week’s most uniquely Nevada…
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Every profession comes with its surprises and unusual situations, but few match the total unpredictability of law enforcement. Here’s a look at some of the more curious calls placed in Nevada County recently.
