Call Log Diaries
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Welcome back to the only series where pastries cause family feuds, deer are dressed like soccer equipment, and strangers offering “totally fine” rides are definitely not fine. Nevada County continues to hand out wild plot twists like Halloween candy, and honestly, I’m just here…
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Just when you think the call logs couldn’t get any stranger, the universe says, “Hold my drink.” This week, we’re talking about uninvited juvies possibly spiking a camping trip water supply, a rogue monkey, allegations of digital surveillance, and a group allegedly destroying headstones…
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It’s time once again to share the real-life chaos that our local dispatchers deal with so the rest of us can sit back and cackle (lovingly). This Call Log Diaries features a man fighting flora, some alleged poultry mistreatment, a neighbor caught peeping, and…
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Welcome back to another thrilling Call Log Diaries – aka “Why Is This a 911 Call?” This week, we’ve got a tortoise on a joyride, a bear where it doesn’t belong, car alarm purgatory, and a saxophone solo that ended in an accidental emergency.…
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Nevada County’s dispatch logs are back at it again, delivering a mix of chaos, confusion, and characters that would give any soap opera a run for its money. From Instacart driver concerns to bacon burglaries and mysterious guns unearthed in yards—we’ve got it all.…
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Ah, Nevada County—you never fail to deliver a perfect blend of the absurd, the petty, and the “Wait… did that really happen?” This week’s batch of calls ranges from tip jar accidents to mystery mail, with a healthy dose of sneeze-related neighborhood feuds. Let’s…
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Welcome back to another, Call Log Diaries! Where local calls prove once again that Nevada County is basically a live-action sitcom. Complete with angry neighbors, runaway farm animals, and at least one naked guy sleeping in his car.
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Welcome back to another round of Call Log Diaries, where the calls are real, and the commentary says what were all thinking. If you’ve ever wondered what happens when wildlife, weirdos, and old school rap collide, this edition is for you. Let’s dive into…
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There are weeks when you read the call logs and think, “Yeah, that tracks.” Then there are weeks like this one—when everything feels like it was written during a fever dream after watching Tiger King and Stranger Things back-to-back. From patriotic disputes to satellite…
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Nevada County has once again delivered an impressive bouquet of “what in the actual heck” this week, and lucky for you, I’m here to sniff it out and pour it into your favorite mug of small-town chaos. If you’ve ever wondered what it would…
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Nevada County: where the gold is imaginary, the dogs might be people, and calling 911 to ask about burning frankincense is somehow not even the strangest thing that happened. From hallucinating treasure hunters to chicken-craving half-dressed brothers, this log is pure chaos wrapped in…
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You ever have one of those weeks where you feel like you accidentally walked into the plot of a low-budget sci-fi film mixed with a failed high school reunion rolled? Yeah, same. This edition of Call Log Diaries has us getting revenge for no…
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Welcome back for another whirlwind of delightfully odd calls from Nevada County. If you’re wondering what it’s like to live in a small town, wonder no more. It’s a place where bears break into your fridge (twice), internet fraud becomes a metaphysical experience, and…
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Ah, Nevada County—where the call logs read like a Mad Libs book written during a fever dream. We’ve got everything this week: a pantsless peacekeeper, a hot tub hussy, a feline vampire hunter, and one deeply concerned citizen advocating for bunny population control. Whether…
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Welcome back to Call Log Diaries, where we dive into the strange, the suspicious, and the straight-up surreal happenings in our beloved Nevada County. This week’s call logs brought everything from a feline too big to cuddle, to an ostrich playing frogger, to a…
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Ah, Nevada County. A place where the skies may or may not be filled with toxins, turtles wander free, and bushes find themselves the victim of ketamine-fueled showdowns. The scanner has spoken, and it’s got stories. Let’s dive into this week’s most uniquely Nevada…
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Ah, Nevada County — where the mountains are serene, the locals are quirky, and the police scanner is always entertaining. This week’s round of call logs delivers everything from aggressive wildlife and DoorDash gymnastics to a slice of meth-fueled romance gone bad. Buckle up,…
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There’s something magical about small-town police logs—like a reality show where the script is written by caffeine, chaos, and occasionally, the wildlife. Here in Nevada County, our local call-ins aren’t just reports—they’re full-blown episodes.
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Some places have drama. Others have mystery. Nevada County? We have a beautiful, chaotic cocktail of both—served daily through our police call logs. It’s a place where peacocks cause civil unrest, old cans trigger bomb scares, and even Mother Nature apparently gets petty. With…
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Every profession comes with its surprises and unusual situations, but few match the total unpredictability of law enforcement. Here’s a look at some of the more curious calls placed in Nevada County recently.
