Call Log Diaries
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Safety has always been a cornerstone of community life here in Nevada County. Our small towns take pride in knowing one another, in showing up for local schools and students. So when news broke this week that two teens were arrested for making an…
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Welcome back to the only series where pastries cause family feuds, deer are dressed like soccer equipment, and strangers offering “totally fine” rides are definitely not fine. Nevada County continues to hand out wild plot twists like Halloween candy, and honestly, I’m just here…
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Just when you think the call logs couldn’t get any stranger, the universe says, “Hold my drink.” This week, we’re talking about uninvited juvies possibly spiking a camping trip water supply, a rogue monkey, allegations of digital surveillance, and a group allegedly destroying headstones…
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It’s time once again to share the real-life chaos that our local dispatchers deal with so the rest of us can sit back and cackle (lovingly). This Call Log Diaries features a man fighting flora, some alleged poultry mistreatment, a neighbor caught peeping, and…
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Welcome back to another thrilling Call Log Diaries – aka “Why Is This a 911 Call?” This week, we’ve got a tortoise on a joyride, a bear where it doesn’t belong, car alarm purgatory, and a saxophone solo that ended in an accidental emergency.…
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Nevada County’s dispatch logs are back at it again, delivering a mix of chaos, confusion, and characters that would give any soap opera a run for its money. From Instacart driver concerns to bacon burglaries and mysterious guns unearthed in yards—we’ve got it all.…
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Ah, Nevada County—you never fail to deliver a perfect blend of the absurd, the petty, and the “Wait… did that really happen?” This week’s batch of calls ranges from tip jar accidents to mystery mail, with a healthy dose of sneeze-related neighborhood feuds. Let’s…
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Welcome back to another, Call Log Diaries! Where local calls prove once again that Nevada County is basically a live-action sitcom. Complete with angry neighbors, runaway farm animals, and at least one naked guy sleeping in his car.
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Welcome back to another round of Call Log Diaries, where the calls are real, and the commentary says what were all thinking. If you’ve ever wondered what happens when wildlife, weirdos, and old school rap collide, this edition is for you. Let’s dive into…
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There are weeks when you read the call logs and think, “Yeah, that tracks.” Then there are weeks like this one—when everything feels like it was written during a fever dream after watching Tiger King and Stranger Things back-to-back. From patriotic disputes to satellite…
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Nevada County has once again delivered an impressive bouquet of “what in the actual heck” this week, and lucky for you, I’m here to sniff it out and pour it into your favorite mug of small-town chaos. If you’ve ever wondered what it would…
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Welcome back to the only place where you’ll find fireworks, fashion, and a fiery threat of arson all in the same breath—and no, we’re not talking about your average HOA meeting. Nevada County once again delivers a wild ride of small-town call logs, each…
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Nevada County: where the gold is imaginary, the dogs might be people, and calling 911 to ask about burning frankincense is somehow not even the strangest thing that happened. From hallucinating treasure hunters to chicken-craving half-dressed brothers, this log is pure chaos wrapped in…
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You ever have one of those weeks where you feel like you accidentally walked into the plot of a low-budget sci-fi film mixed with a failed high school reunion rolled? Yeah, same. This edition of Call Log Diaries has us getting revenge for no…
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Welcome back for another whirlwind of delightfully odd calls from Nevada County. If you’re wondering what it’s like to live in a small town, wonder no more. It’s a place where bears break into your fridge (twice), internet fraud becomes a metaphysical experience, and…
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Welcome back to the only corner of the internet where real 911 calls from Nevada County are transformed into small-town stand-up comedy. This week, we’ve got landlocked boats, solo scream sessions, and a very suspicious pile of Funfetti. You truly can’t make this stuff…
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Ah, Nevada County—where the call logs read like a Mad Libs book written during a fever dream. We’ve got everything this week: a pantsless peacekeeper, a hot tub hussy, a feline vampire hunter, and one deeply concerned citizen advocating for bunny population control. Whether…
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Welcome back to another edition of Call Log Diaries, where Nevada County continues to bring us the most unexpected blend of wildlife encounters, spiritual invasions, and property disputes that somehow feel like deleted scenes from a very weird sitcom.
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Welcome back to another round of small-town dispatch drama, where the calls are real and the plot twists are wilder than a raccoon on Red Bull. In this edition, we’ve got mysterious ponds, feral felines, and a whole lotta yelling—some of it at Elon…
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Welcome back to Call Log Diaries, where we dive into the strange, the suspicious, and the straight-up surreal happenings in our beloved Nevada County. This week’s call logs brought everything from a feline too big to cuddle, to an ostrich playing frogger, to a…
