Ah, Nevada County — where the mountains are serene, the locals are quirky, and the police scanner is always entertaining. This week’s round of call logs delivers everything from aggressive wildlife and DoorDash gymnastics to a slice of meth-fueled romance gone bad. Buckle up, folks — let’s dive into the delightful chaos that keeps our local deputies on their toes.
Early Bird, Angry Neighbor
A caller reported ongoing issues with their neighbor’s rooster crowing way too early in the morning.
Nothing like a feathered alarm clock that doesn’t come with a snooze button — just one that makes you question your life at 4:30 a.m.
Squirrelpocalypse
A woman reported three possibly rabid squirrels lurking outside her apartment, saying they were “following her” and now stationed at her front door.
Either these squirrels are plotting a hostile takeover or she accidentally sprinkled peanut butter on her shoes — either way, explaining this to friends will be “nutty”.
Drive-Thru Dash
A male subject reportedly jumped through the Wendy’s drive-thru window, claiming he needed to “DoorDash”, while another person filmed him. No damage or theft confirmed, but cameras weren’t accessible.
Some people will truly attempt just about anything for a change to go viral. Word of advice: Don’t do illegal things for 5 seconds of fame.
Online Dating Regrets
A 911 caller requested pickup after visiting a guy she met on Snapchat, who offered her meth and tried to throw pizza at her. She escaped on foot; he locked himself inside.
When a guy offers you meth and tries to bean you with a slice of pizza, congratulations — you’ve officially hit the worst combo deal in dating history.
Loud, Proud, and… Disturbing
A caller reported a woman loudly yelling about drugs and masturbating, dressed in a matching red top and red pants.
When your outfit says “power suit,” but your behavior says “alert the authorities” — it’s fashion crimes and public disturbances, all in one bold red package.
And there you have it — another round of Nevada County’s finest head-scratchers. From feral roosters to squirrel standoffs, we salute the local heroes who handle this circus with professionalism (and maybe a good laugh later).
Who knows what calls will come in next?
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Disclaimer:
All calls were obtained from the Nevada County Sheriff’s Office and Grass Valley Police Department call logs and are public record. Please note that any additional commentary reflects the author’s perspective and does not represent the views of the Nevada County Sheriff’s Office or its affiliates. This commentary aims to provide a lighthearted take on otherwise challenging situations and is not intended to harm, slander, or negatively impact anyone involved.
Nevada County Sheriff’s Office Call Logs
Grass Valley Police Department Call Logs
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