Welcome back to another, Call Log Diaries! Where local calls prove once again that Nevada County is basically a live-action sitcom. Complete with angry neighbors, runaway farm animals, and at least one naked guy sleeping in his car.

So grab a cup of coffee, take a deep breath, and prepare to wonder if we’re all just characters in some bizarre version of the Truman show.

Cat Lady Car Chaos

A caller reported seeing his male neighbor hanging off the side of a white GMC truck. The truck, which proudly sports a “Cat Lady” sticker, was being driven by a woman who was apparently screaming while they hit each other in the vehicle.

Honestly, this sounds like the kind of reality TV show I’d binge. Low budget action stunts, troubled romance and of course a feline friend….or two.

Pig Pandemonium

A local resident called in to report three enormous pigs—each clocking in at a whopping 300 pounds—absolutely destroying her garden. Just 30 minutes later, she called again to say there were now nine pigs tearing up her property since early morning.

I can’t tell if this is a farmyard invasion or the opening scene of a Disney sequel called “Babe’s Revenge.” Either way, I hope their owners entered them in the fair!

Explicit Gas Station Beats

Someone called about a man at the gas station playing “vulgar” music and wanted to know their options. At the time of the call, the offended party had already left the gas station leaving the musical offender behind. The caller was informed that if that gas station wasn’t complaining then there was nothing to be done.

Honestly, if we’re calling 911 over bad lyrics, we might need an augmented department of law enforcement—complete with backup singers and mood lighting—just to handle the drama.

Naked Nap

A report came in about a man sleeping in his older black Nissan with the car running…..while possibly naked.

I feel like this one raises more questions than answers. Like, is he practicing for a nudist road trip? Is this the ultimate form of car camping? Or is this just another Tuesday in Nevada County?

Saved by the Spa

A sister requested a welfare check on her brother after a strange phone call where she couldn’t hear anything. Hours of unanswered calls later she finally called in for a welfare check. Shortly after, she called back to cancel stating her brother was alive and well…just enjoying a pedicure.

Yes, the man ghosted everyone because he was too busy living his best spa day life.
Honestly, if this isn’t the plot twist 2025 needs, I don’t know what is.

And that, my friends, wraps up another round of Call Log Diaries. The only place where super-sized pigs throw ragers, neighbors reenact Fast & Furious, and men ghost their family for a spa day. If you think Nevada County can’t get any weirder, just wait until the next Call Log Diaries.