Welcome back to the only place where you’ll find fireworks, fashion, and a fiery threat of arson all in the same breath—and no, we’re not talking about your average HOA meeting. Nevada County once again delivers a wild ride of small-town call logs, each one a chaotic little gem sparkling in the land of pine trees and questionable decisions.
Let’s dive in.
Strange Boom in the Night
Someone called in about what they described as “weird explosions” echoing through the neighborhood believing it may have been fireworks.
It’s that magical time of year again, where every bang in the night could be a celebration, an accident, or Cousin Kyle testing out his new “homemade science project.” Odds are, this was a pre-4th of July trial run…
Fashionable Trash
An caller reported finding a “nice, new, women’s red sweater” mysteriously placed in their trash can that morning.
Could be the result of a dramatic breakup, a drunk donation gone wrong, or a raccoon with fashion sense. Either way, it’s Nevada County’s version of a fairy tale: Trash Cinderella.
Drunk Disturbance Over Drama
Dispatch received an open line with a disturbance heard between a male and female. On callback, male said his girlfriend was upset over a text and that both were under the influence. The female then hung up, refusing to give her name.
Ah, young love. Fueled by cheap booze, questionable texts, and a total disregard for caller ID. Honestly, it’s not a Nevada County weekend without at least one relationship imploding by speakerphone.
To Say Thanks?
Someone called 911 to thank CalFire for their response to an earlier incident
Wholesome as heck, but also a gentle reminder: 911 is not customer service.
Still, 10/10 for gratitude and politeness—somebody give this person a gold star and a landline.
Fiery Promise
An woman called in and stated that if certain legal paperwork wasn’t served that night, she would burn her house down—with herself inside. She clarified it wasn’t a threat, but a promise, then promptly hung up.
You know, some people send a follow-up email when their paperwork’s late. Others? They go full scorched-earth and toss in some poetic foreshadowing. I don’t recommend this approach… but it definitely gets attention.
That’s all for this Call Log Diaries! Remember, Nevada County is beautiful, but she’s also a little feral.
Just like the folks who live here.
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Disclaimer:
All calls above are actual reports received by the Nevada County Sheriff’s Office and are public records. The writer is not affiliated with the agency or the dispatch center.
All additional commentary is intended to bring a little levity to the small-town absurdity we all share. It is not meant to slander, mock, or cause harm to any individual or group.
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