Time for another batch of unforgettable calls. From unexpected house cleaners to “fake” phone calls, let’s break down these Call Log Diaries.

Mystery Maid Break-In

A homeowner reported a month-old break-in where someone supposedly stayed in the house. Upon returning, they found the windows open, and strangely enough, the house was cleaner than when they left. Nothing was missing, and the resident decided to just let it go. Honestly, if a burglar steals nothing and cleans up after themselves, is it a break-in or a blessing?

Safe Travels (Literally)

A driver called in to report she ran over a safe in the middle of the road. They moved it out of the road then suggested it had been thrown out of a window. Units were unable to locate the safe on arrival. Guess it’s “safe” to say someone wasn’t very invested in their savings plan anymore.

The Radiation Detective & Hacked Home

A woman claimed her entire home was being hacked and requested assistance for her FBI case. Her erratic speech made it difficult to understand, but she was adamant about getting an event number. Maybe the hackers can fix her Wi-Fi while they’re at it?

A day later, she called in again…

This time she claimed to have woken up with severe sunburns, high radiation levels in her building, and “fake” calls on her phone. She again insisted she had an ongoing FBI case and wanted to report her new findings. Somewhere, a conspiracy podcast is getting ready to name this caller as their next guest.

Friendly Hello

A male caller dialed 911, only said, “Hello, this is Sam. How are you?” and promptly hung up.
Sam, buddy, 911 is not customer service—but thanks for checking in

From safes on the road to the world’s politest burglar, this week’s call logs show just how unpredictable life can be.