Welcome to Call Log Diaries, where I highlight the best of Nevada County’s recent dispatch logs. The Foothills have a reputation for being quiet, uneventful places—but these records provide a window into the quirky, baffling, and sometimes alarming nature of our residents. They remind us that our little community is full of fascinating and, on occasion, less-than-brilliant individuals.
Here are a few recent highlights from the logs:
Ongoing Issues With a “Haunting” Ex

A resident reported ongoing issues with his ex-wife, who has allegedly been threatening him via text messages. Her latest tactic? Claiming she’ll “haunt” him and make his life miserable. While it’s unclear whether this haunting involves ghostly antics or just persistent texting, it’s safe to say this isn’t your typical small-town dispute.
Strange Sounds and Stranger Suspicions

One resident had a particularly unsettling night, reporting that she was asleep and camouflaged under mattresses in her living room (her words, not mine) only to hear her kitchen faucet turn on by itself. She also claimed items in her home are frequently taken and mysteriously returned weeks later, including her money. Adding to her concerns, she reported hearing voices and requested a police presence to help investigate.
Maybe the ex-wife from the last call accidentally went to the wrong house……
Scammer Turned FBI Threat

Another caller reached out after being contacted by a person who had scammed her previously who now was sending her threatening texts. The scammer claimed they would ruin her bank account and report her to the FBI. The reporting party originally sought police advice on how to handle this modern-day con artist but in the end, stated she no longer would need their help.
The scammer does realize that they would really only be outing themselves by calling the FBI, right?…
Telekinesis Take Over

In easily one of the most bizarre reports ever, a caller noticed blood in the roadway and contacted CHP, which in turn alerted the CalFire. Upon further investigation, CalFire learned from the subject that the blood was from a chest wound and telekensis would be the subject of the evening. CalFire has CHP return to the scene or at which point but he had and that telekinesis had taken over. This case grew even stranger when another caller reported a neighbor stopping her mid-drive to ramble about blood and torture. It’s a story that sounds like it belongs in a sci-fi novel, not a small-town call log.
Suspicious Activity at a Bus Stop
**PSA to all living around Dog Bar Road/Feather Way-especially those with children**

A resident reported a suspicious subject parked at her child’s bus stop an hour prior. The individual, sitting in a dark teal Chevy Avalanche and wearing a ski mask, quickly sped off when he noticed a parent nearby. The resident’s vigilance serves as a reminder to always stay aware of unusual behavior, especially in areas frequented by children.
While these logs highlight the sometimes eccentric qualities of small-town life, they also draw attention to the importance of staying alert of your surroundings. Nevada County is considered a wonderful place to start a family due to the low violent crime rate, the diligence of our local law enforcement and caring citizens. We all play a role in keeping Nevada County safe.
If you see suspicious individuals around schools, bus stops, parks or other places where children gather, don’t hesitate to report it. The only harm that can occur is if you don’t say anything and the unthinkable happens.
Stay Weird
Stay Safe
Stay IttyBitty4life

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